September 15, 2006

Fortune Cookie Wisdom of the Day!

And it's all about ME!! Hooray! Not enough of that nowadays, you know.

ANYway, it appears that teams of highly skilled Chinese astrologers have been working overtime, in that this week we have three fortunes for you to ponder. Well, for ME to ponder, since they're about me. Memememememe.

So, first up:

You are always welcome in any gathering.

That is just so true--just the other day, I got a call to come to a party, and the hosts gave me a lovely red jacket to wear, and my own big silver platter full of horsdyovaries to carry around with me! People always wanting to eat off my plate was a bit off-putting, however.

Next:

Everywhere you choose to go, friendly faces will greet you.

Man alive, those Chinese seers are something ELSE! That one's true, TOO! But, of course, at least part of this is due to my modest, yet outgoing personality that just naturally makes people be friendly toward me. I think, too, that's why I hear them laughing and saying my name when they don't think I'm listening.

Finally:

A fond memory will soon lead to a renewed friendship.

See? I'm just such a darned friendly guy! And just FULL of fond memories. Like that time when we snuck... Hmm. Maybe not that one.

But then there's the time that I had everyone in the trunk and we went-- Maybe not that one, either.

I wonder if it might be the one where we paid for that great big h-- I think maybe I might need to not have such fond memories.

TODAY'S LUCKY NUMBERS:

4 10 28 31 34 36

7 18 27 39 41. 23 (In RED!!)

3 15 17 18 44 47

Posted by Terry Oglesby at September 15, 2006 01:52 PM
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