May 02, 2007

Oh, come ON, now!

Okay, I'll admit I like to make fun of the various rustics and bumpkins and clodhoppers whom I dwell amongst, but generally I do so out of a misplaced sense of fondness for these silly rubes, who need someone all smart and sophisticated to point out their various flaws and shortcomings, and NOT out of simple animosity. Generally.

But I expect MORE out of the news media--especially what with all their talk of diversity and multiculturalism and junk like that--so it is with no small amount of high dudgeon that I point you to this insensitive bit of mainstream media mockery--Hicks buying property on Lake Guntersville.

Dash it all, but there should be NO PLACE for such high-handed japery at the expense of our fine rural denizens! I demand that this insult not--


Say again?


Well, never mind, then.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 2, 2007 02:17 PM

Gee, Rosannadanna your aging well...

Posted by: Chef Tony at May 2, 2007 11:48 PM

No, silly Tony--Emily Litella!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 3, 2007 07:55 AM