May 02, 2007

A Condiment Conundrum.

If the mayonnaise packet in your desk drawer is solid, do you think it would still be okay to use?

Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 2, 2007 02:01 PM
Comments

Definitely. As long as you're using it to prop up a wobbly table leg or something.

Posted by: skillzy at May 2, 2007 02:02 PM

Silly Skillzy--I'm not trying to eat a table leg!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 2, 2007 02:08 PM

How low are you on Joint Compound?

Posted by: skinnydan at May 2, 2007 03:10 PM

Saaaay--what are you, some kinda narc!?

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 2, 2007 03:27 PM

Um, my best guess, no.

Posted by: Sarah G. at May 2, 2007 04:10 PM

Hmm. It may be too late now.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 2, 2007 04:19 PM

So what did you eat with it?

Posted by: kitchen hand at May 2, 2007 07:43 PM

You're supposed to eat it with something else?

Well, dern.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 2, 2007 08:43 PM

You should have had it with some of that 70 year old Mecca ham.

Posted by: Sarah G. at May 2, 2007 09:33 PM

MMmmmmmmm!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 3, 2007 07:53 AM

I thought Mecca didn't do ham? Or have we infidels missed a memo in the Koran somewhere?

Posted by: skinnydan at May 3, 2007 10:53 AM

No--I think Sarah was talking about the one I mentioned that's in North Carolina. Every year there's apparently a big pilgrimage where rednecks from around the world gather and circumambulate a giant black hunk of ham.

Or something.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 3, 2007 11:34 AM