March 02, 2007

I think you'll see this coming a mile away.

Topless wife photo ends man's pole protest

No, wait--hold on--read the first paragraph:

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man who spent 10 days in a self-made box atop a 72-foot-tall pole to protest a looming jail term was lured off his perch by his wife -- who sent up a topless picture of herself in his lunch box. [...]

Okay--all together now:

"Why would she get in his lunch box to have her picture taken!?"

Thank you, folks--you'll be here all week.

Second best part?

This:

[...] His wife Susanne, 25, backed his protest until the former stripper and mother of their five children decided she had had enough.

They know what causes that, you know.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at March 2, 2007 03:28 PM
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