"Well, it's finally gotten easy enough, so I herewith launch out into the fetid, overcrowded harbor of blogginess, courtesy of some computerized thingamabobber. You know, when they tapped out the old "what hath God wrought" line on the telegraph, I'm sure they figured this is where it would lead. Serves 'em right."
And thus five years ago this very day was launched the grand and exciting experiment we like to call Possumblog. Hard to believe, actually. I mean, who in their right mind would sit here and type 60 months' worth of twaddle as a lark!?
Well, me.
It's been a very interesting run. Like so many other folks, I trace my desire to use this medium (thus called because it is neither rare, nor well done) to some sort of need to make some sense of the world after September 11. Blogs had been around for a while, although I never knew that there were such folks as Glenn Reynolds or Steven den Beste, but when I found them it was certainly a pleasant discovery. They, and folks like them, didn't sound like maudlin teenagers or angry conspiracy nuts, and the discourse sounded nothing like the Usenet flamers and bulletin board trolls I was accustomed to ignoring.
So, after a few months of inspiration, this little treehouse was hammered together with some scrap lumber and bent nails, and a "NO IDIUTS ALOWED" sign was posted on the tree trunk.
Although I suppose it would be nice to have had the sort of skyrocketing popularity (i.e., money) of the folks who grew up to be the A-listers (some of whom really aren't very good, which I suppose could cause a pang of jealousy in that I'm equally not very good), I never really have tried to do that. This is my own little place, and sometimes I get some attention, and most of the time I don't, but either way, it doesn't kill my ego.
Why?
Well, this pile of poop has allowed me to vent, rant, ponder, pontificate, commiserate, and most of all, give folks all over the world just the slightest hint that just because I'm an openly-straight, Bible-toting, gun-owning, pasty-white, slow-talking Southern man, I might possibly just not quite fit the stereotype people have come to have of such folks. I do wear shoes most of the time, I do have a vague idea about such things as philosphy and thermodynamics, I have read more than two books (including one that didn't even have any pictures in it!), and believe it or not, I don't think people who disagree with me should be shut up in a reeducation camp. (I'm all for sending them to live in France.)
Anyway, I have generally written what I want to write, about the subjects that interest me, and you all have been a remarkably patient lot of friends I can count on to come by and sit for a while in the chair over there by the door. For that, you have my eternal gratitude. Really. I often think that I would have gone insane the last few years if I had not had a way to put some order to my thoughts and been able to interact with someone out there in the wider world--someone who doesn't see a conspiracy behind every tree. Or Bush. So being able to sit here and imagine that I'm having a friendly, somewhat loopy conversation with a friend who happened to drop by my office has been a true blessing.
Thanks.
Now then, where do we go from here?
Suggestions gratefully accepted in the comments below.
Posted by Terry Oglesby at December 20, 2006 09:10 AMExpansion! I can see it now - Possumblog Sports, Possumblog Celebrities, Possumblog Cooking, Possumblog Auto, the Possumcast!!
Posted by: skillzy at December 20, 2006 09:43 AMRidiculous.
I say you go all jug band music discussion, all the time.
Posted by: skinnydan at December 20, 2006 10:02 AMYou blogging for five years is not a terrible sin but encouraging others to blog [name withheld by request] for years just might keep you out of heaven.
However, in keeping with expectations overriding experience I suggest we all just keep on with it.
Hmm. I've been thinking about some new curtains. And maybe having sandwiches.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 20, 2006 10:30 AMFree ice cream! That's what we need. And some nice cornatee sandwiches to celebrate the occasion. Keep up the good work. We all need it.
Posted by: Nate at December 20, 2006 10:52 AMCornatee franchises would be nice. I kind of like the old curtains. You would need new ones if you went the PossumBlog You-Tube route, though.
You are definitely an A-lister in my book - congratulations on five years!
Posted by: Diane at December 20, 2006 11:23 AMAs for frozen treats, I was thinking of maybe pouring Kool Aid into an ice tray and sticking some toothpicks in while it freezes.
And for sandwiches, I was sorta trying to go with something like a slice of Velveeta. Well, store-brand pasteurized process imitation cheese food product substitute.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 20, 2006 11:23 AMOh, and I'm gonna start selling buttons that say, "I Live For Constant Positive Reinforcement."
Diane gets a free one.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 20, 2006 11:24 AMWow, five years!! Allow me to say "thanks" for all the entertainment and insights you have shared with us during that time. Whether writing on Cat or cats, MTV or PossuMTV, corndogs or Cornatees, and anything else, you show a good side of B'ham and the South that I wish more people could see.
Posted by: Stan at December 20, 2006 12:05 PMSince nobody else had said it:
HAPPY BLOGIVERSARY!
How about buttons with "I live for constant Possumblog posts"?
I was a little disappointed with all the stereotype talk and no mention of redneckedness. Hmmm, there's another Thursday 3, coming up with some additions to the Jeff Foxworthy vault of "You might be a redneck..."
What's the proper gift for a fifth anniversary? Input devices? Flash drives?
I was just reading one of those online anniversary gift things, and it said the traditional gift for a fifth anniversary was $5,000,000.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 20, 2006 12:17 PMThanks, Pops.
Posted by: Janis Gore at December 20, 2006 12:22 PMMy $5,000,000 is currently in Nigeria, but if you will just send me your account information, I'll see that you get your official anniversary present.
Keep up the good work. :)
Posted by: Jordana at December 20, 2006 01:34 PMHOORAY!!! I've finally made it!!
Jordana, I will discuss the confidential modalities of this request very much soon!
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 20, 2006 01:39 PMHappy Blogiversary!!
Posted by: Kathy at December 20, 2006 02:24 PMI spend the whole day ferrying children about and I miss all the excitement.
Happy Blogiversary!
Oh and Miss Rebecca thinks you should have more ponies.
Posted by: Sarah G. at December 20, 2006 06:07 PM