December 11, 2006

For all those who think nukes are bad.

Small nuclear war could lead to cooldown

Saving the Earth from the scourge of global warming, one small nuclear exchange at a time!

Posted by Terry Oglesby at December 11, 2006 04:58 PM
Comments

How, then, will you blame the small nuclear war (let alone anything else) on global warming?

Maybe we should skip it so as not to upset the balance of fearmongering and bad science.

Posted by: skinnydan at December 12, 2006 08:08 AM

Party-pooper.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 12, 2006 08:08 AM

Hey, one of the fellers in the BBQ Emporium thought of that weeks ago.

http://compleatredneck.blogspot.com/2006_11_19_compleatredneck_archive.html#116405636804116130

Posted by: Cletus at December 12, 2006 08:29 AM

So, see!? It's got to be a pretty good idea! And let's face it--all those nucular missiles and bombs probably are about at their expiration date anyway, so why not go ahead and use them and then stock up on fresh ones?

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 12, 2006 08:32 AM

My thoughts exactly.

Posted by: Cletus at December 12, 2006 08:48 AM

Can I pick the coordinates for the tests? I suggest-
Latitude: 35 45' North
Longitude: 51 30' East

Posted by: Nate at December 12, 2006 09:51 AM

Shhhh! Not while the conference is going on!

Posted by: skinnydan at December 12, 2006 12:04 PM

Oh, come on now, Skinnydan--what better time than when they're all in one place like that!?

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 12, 2006 12:12 PM