I know the Alabama fans can't stand to see such a withering barrage of finely honed wit directed against them, but it is my small way of crushing their spirits so that they completely lose the will to fight come Saturday! So THERE!
First up:
Did you hear about the terrible fire that destroyed the Alabama football dorm? The players tried to call 911, but no one could find 11 on the phone.
What a bunch of idjits! Next up:Why was the Alabama player so happy?
He found out his AM radio would work at night, too!
Two Alabama players boarded an airplane for a quick shuttle flight, with one sitting beside the window, and the other in the middle seat.
Much to their disgust, just before take-off an Auburn player got on and took the aisle seat next to the two 'Bama boys.
The Auburn player, making himself at home, kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes, and was settling in when the Tider in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a Coke."
Trying to be nice (since he was sharing a row of seats with them and was sitting on the aisle) the Tiger player politely said, "No problem, I'll get it for you." As he made his way back to the galley, with a sly grin one of the Alabama players quickly grabbed up one of the Auburn player's shoes and spit right in it!
When the Plainsman returned with the drink, the other Alabama player said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one, too!"
Again, the unsuspecting Auburn player obligingly went to fetch the Coke, and while he was gone, his other shoe was picked up and given the spit treatment.
The Tiger returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the remainder of the short flight, with the Alabama players basking in smugness at their clever prank.
As the plane was landing, the Auburn boy slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"How long must this go on?" he lamented. "This fighting between our schools and teams!? This hatred!? This animosity!? This spitting in shoes and peeing in Cokes!?"
Did you know that Bill Quick picked this feature up yesterday?
Posted by: Janis Gore at November 14, 2006 05:09 PMI didn't until you mentioned it. Alas, no one from his joint seems to have cared enough to defend and/or denigrate anyone.
::sigh::
That's what you get when you talk politics all the time instead of important stuff like football.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at November 15, 2006 08:20 AM