November 07, 2006

I PITY THE FOOL!

Or, if you prefer, what a pitiful fool.

But, on the brighter side, I do have a shocking new memo from Noah that confirms he did NOT build the Ark by himself, but, in fact, had assistance from aliens.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at November 7, 2006 12:35 PM
Comments

Once again, I remain confused by politics. Why, exactly, does anyone care what elderly senile former "news" reporters have to say about that orange flavor sugar drink the astronauts took into space?

Posted by: skinnydan at November 7, 2006 12:52 PM

I didn't know Noah had help from aliens although I always wondered how he got all those animals on the Ark and why he had to take mosquitos.

Does the memo say if the aliens had a shrink ray?

Posted by: Larry Anderson at November 7, 2006 01:02 PM

Skinnydan, don't be confused. Courage, my friend...

And Larry, it does not specifically mention a shrink ray, which I think is proof positive that it was used extensively.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at November 7, 2006 01:07 PM