...what not to do when you go shopping.
It's pretty funny, even if not strictly true. I will say this--if you ever find yourself late on a Saturday evening in the women's clothing department at the Parisian store at the Summit, it is best if you do not get puckish and sneak up behind a mannequin wearing a slinky red jersey knit halter dress, reach up and quickly snatch loose the knot around her neck. Because if you do this, and if your kids are around, when the stretchy taut fabric slingshots off of the mannequin's nape and leaves her with her tiny smooth hard white plastic breasts exposed, it WILL cause said children to behave in a loud and entirely inappropriate manner with, much laughing and pointing and screeching "DAAAAAADDDEEEEEEEE!"
Forewarned is forearmed.
Posted by Terry Oglesby at July 20, 2006 10:26 AMI also recommend being sure that it is a mannikin prior to not pulling such a stunt.
Posted by: skinnydan at July 20, 2006 12:18 PMI figured I was relatively safe in groping a headless one.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at July 21, 2006 08:05 AM