June 15, 2006

Fortune Cookie Wisdom of the Day!

Have I mentioned I like summertime? It's the Season of Naked Arms, you know.

Anyway, I have just returned from my usual lunchtime stroll, and have returned with a lovely styrofoam tray full of exotic Oriental delights, including a selection of those ever-reliable augurs, fortune cookies!

Today's wisdom of the ancients:

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.

That's what I'm afraid of.

BUT, things might be looking up! Here's the other one:

Focus on the color purple this week to bring you luck.

Hmmmm--egggggplants...Priiiiiiince...Alice Walllllker....

Golly, those Chinese sure are smart! I just checked my e-mail and it seems I've been chosen to assist in the transference of over TWENTY EIGHT MILLION U.S. DOLLARS ($28,000,000US) out of Nigeria! I'll get a ten percent helper fee, and it's all PERFECTLY LEGAL!

YAY fortune cookies!

TODAY'S LUCKY NUMBERS:

6 9 18 20 34 48

and

4 9 19 22 32 45

Posted by Terry Oglesby at June 15, 2006 12:31 PM
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