May 23, 2006

Jack Bauer Update!

CAN YOU GUYS NOT LET HIM HAVE FIVE MINUTES OF PEACE!?

And how, exactly, did the Chicomms get him out of the airport abandoned printing press warehouse (a sly knock against the dead tree media, perhaps?), beat him up, and have him on a slow boat to China in only five minutes?

I really, really wish they'd have gone with the alternate ending I wrote for them, where Jack gets to go to the bathroom, take a shower and shave, take a nap, eat a sandwich, and THEN goes and deals with the Chinese.

Hmph.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 23, 2006 08:01 AM
Comments

Actually, he was at the abandoned printing factory, not at the airport. How did they do it? THEY ARE NINJAS!

Posted by: skillzy at May 23, 2006 08:43 AM

Dang--I hate Commie ninjas!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 23, 2006 08:54 AM

Is this the final episode for this year of this highly informative and entertaining series of blog posts?

Posted by: jim at May 23, 2006 11:25 AM

Skillzy answers this question right off -- and Terry, trust me, you aren't the only one wrestling with it.

No one seems to yet have an answer for the president's ... ahem ... familial relationships in terms of a chronological state of national emergency.

1:57 for Martha's sake!

Posted by: Kenny at May 23, 2006 11:42 AM

Yes, Jim--I am angry at the writers for the ending, and therefore am going to take it out on everyone else.

And Kenny, that's about 1:56::54 more than I would ever want to even think about it.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 23, 2006 12:05 PM