May 22, 2006

Why, yes, by all means!

Urine ruins W.Va. courthouse shrubbery

BECKLEY, W.Va. (AP) — Shrubbery next to the Raleigh County Courthouse has been ruined by homeless people who urinate there and must be replaced, the county commission president says. [...]

I say those homeless people should be replaced right away!

NI!

Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 22, 2006 03:29 PM
Comments

Are they going to get a second shrubbery and place it here, beside the replacement shrubbery, only slightly higher, so they get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle?

Posted by: Sarah G. at May 22, 2006 03:50 PM

Yes, and afterwards, they must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...








A HERRING!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 22, 2006 03:54 PM

Now that's just silly.

Posted by: Sarah G. at May 22, 2006 04:12 PM

No it's not.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 22, 2006 04:16 PM

I agree with Sarah G. She's cuter than you Terry.

Posted by: Tony von Krag at May 22, 2006 07:00 PM

Thank you--this has been another episode of "Surreal Comment Theater." Please drive home safely.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 23, 2006 08:02 AM

But what if we are already home?

Posted by: Sarah G. at May 23, 2006 08:09 AM

Heh. Indeed.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 23, 2006 08:56 AM