May 05, 2006

Who knew!?

NASA's being run by VAMPIRES!

NASA needs new blood, report recommends

Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 5, 2006 12:16 PM
Comments

Well, it's not like it's rocket science or anything.

Posted by: Skinnydan at May 5, 2006 12:39 PM

If this does turn out to be true, you do kinda have to wonder why Romania hasn't got a better space program.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 5, 2006 01:03 PM

This looks to me like a scam on NASA's part. There's a reason the organization is called an "administration" rather than an "agency." Most NASA people are managers, and contractors do the work (such as monitoring a telemetry dump from a spacecraft at 3:00 am). This necessarily skews the age distribution. It's not too big a deal; as NASA folks retire, some of the (younger) contractors they've been supervising will be hired as civil servants.

Posted by: Steevil (Dr Weevil's bro Steve) at May 6, 2006 03:50 PM

Talk about a scam--since vampires are part of the undead, they get to retire from company after company after company, and draw retirement pay in perpetuity from every one of them! I demand a Congressional investigation.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 8, 2006 08:00 AM

I bet werewolves have something to do with the lunar program.

Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at May 8, 2006 11:26 AM

Talk about double-dipping!

Posted by: Steevil (Dr Weevil's bro Steve) at May 8, 2006 06:08 PM