March 31, 2006

Heard just now outside my office.

Uttered by the Guy Who Always Burns His Toast, who is apparently trying to heat up something in the toaster oven wrapped in parchment paper.

When confronted about the burning paper smell by The Person Who Is Mentally Unstable, he says, "it's parchment paper--it's not really burning, it's just scorching."


At least he has managed to find something that smells worse than burning toast.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at March 31, 2006 02:55 PM

So a parchment packet of collards could theoretically be placed in the toaster. Sounds great.

Posted by: jim at March 31, 2006 03:14 PM

Don't say that too loud.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 31, 2006 03:19 PM