Why, I never!
I have been cruelly besmirched in the comments below by Miss Janis, with further besmirchment added by Miss Sarah, and if no one else dare rise to defend me, I shall do it myself!
In regards the question about whether I ever think of anything besides the act of carnal knowledge, I now offer a long list of alternative things I think about ALL THE TIME! HMPH!
1) Okay, gimme a minute. OH, okay--food! ALL THE TIME, too.
2) CARS! THERE! ANOTHER ONE!
3) Uh. Did I mention food? Okay.
4) Kittens.
5) Diet Coke.
Well, anyway, I can't think of the other stuff right now, but you get the point. I'm a very deep, thoughtful person, and there's lots of things I think about.
Posted by Terry Oglesby at March 6, 2006 11:55 AMMethinks you protest too much.
Posted by: Sarah G. at March 6, 2006 12:27 PMHe forgot to mention sports. He thinks about sports all the time.
Cheerleaders playing sports, perhaps, but sports nonetheless.
Posted by: skinnydan at March 6, 2006 12:31 PMWhat number do blog posts fit in on thinking priorities? Won't be too long until the thought "Hmmm, this would be a good time for a nap" ranks at 1a.
Posted by: Marc V at March 6, 2006 12:41 PMNap is always number one for me. Then chocolate.
Posted by: Sarah G. at March 6, 2006 12:51 PMBlogging? Strange, but I never think about that at all. Sports--now yes, THERE'S something else I DO think about all the time! And no, not just about cheerleaders. There's women's beach volleyball, you know. And probably other stuff.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 6, 2006 01:06 PMHe didn't mention guns. We know he isn't telling the whole story.
Posted by: Jordana at March 6, 2006 01:43 PMOOOH! ::dopeslap:: How could I forget firearms!? I mean, it's right up there with kittens!
Anyway, to make it right: 6) Guns
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 6, 2006 01:50 PMTo defend ourselves, or at least my own self, its not the act of misbehaving that occupies a guy's brain all the time. Rather I think, its more the enjoying the packaging and admiring the forms instead of considering the sweaty and complicated parts.
I like looking at Ferraris as much as I like looking at women but I don't spend much time considering adjusting the valves and changing the brake pads- I just like admiring the curves and color and smell.
Posted by: Nate at March 6, 2006 03:25 PMSo, Nate, what about the hair?
Posted by: Janis at March 6, 2006 04:45 PMAnd I don't think many men misbehave, though a fair quantity do.
Lyman called a man's house the other day. He had taken off with his secretary.
I'm thinking more about what makes a woman attractive. I, and Sarah, found J-Lo looking good in a way that men don't.
Posted by: Janis at March 6, 2006 05:40 PMUm, yeah, I'm mighty partial to attractive hair too. Simpler is usually better and pretty close to natural colors too, thank you very much.
Posted by: Nate at March 6, 2006 07:52 PM