March 06, 2006

Stinky Boy!?

Why, I never!

I have been cruelly besmirched in the comments below by Miss Janis, with further besmirchment added by Miss Sarah, and if no one else dare rise to defend me, I shall do it myself!

In regards the question about whether I ever think of anything besides the act of carnal knowledge, I now offer a long list of alternative things I think about ALL THE TIME! HMPH!

1) Okay, gimme a minute. OH, okay--food! ALL THE TIME, too.

2) CARS! THERE! ANOTHER ONE!

3) Uh. Did I mention food? Okay.

4) Kittens.

5) Diet Coke.

Well, anyway, I can't think of the other stuff right now, but you get the point. I'm a very deep, thoughtful person, and there's lots of things I think about.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at March 6, 2006 11:55 AM
Comments

Methinks you protest too much.

Posted by: Sarah G. at March 6, 2006 12:27 PM

He forgot to mention sports. He thinks about sports all the time.

Cheerleaders playing sports, perhaps, but sports nonetheless.

Posted by: skinnydan at March 6, 2006 12:31 PM

What number do blog posts fit in on thinking priorities? Won't be too long until the thought "Hmmm, this would be a good time for a nap" ranks at 1a.

Posted by: Marc V at March 6, 2006 12:41 PM

Nap is always number one for me. Then chocolate.

Posted by: Sarah G. at March 6, 2006 12:51 PM

Blogging? Strange, but I never think about that at all. Sports--now yes, THERE'S something else I DO think about all the time! And no, not just about cheerleaders. There's women's beach volleyball, you know. And probably other stuff.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 6, 2006 01:06 PM

He didn't mention guns. We know he isn't telling the whole story.

Posted by: Jordana at March 6, 2006 01:43 PM

OOOH! ::dopeslap:: How could I forget firearms!? I mean, it's right up there with kittens!

Anyway, to make it right: 6) Guns

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 6, 2006 01:50 PM

To defend ourselves, or at least my own self, its not the act of misbehaving that occupies a guy's brain all the time. Rather I think, its more the enjoying the packaging and admiring the forms instead of considering the sweaty and complicated parts.

I like looking at Ferraris as much as I like looking at women but I don't spend much time considering adjusting the valves and changing the brake pads- I just like admiring the curves and color and smell.

Posted by: Nate at March 6, 2006 03:25 PM

curves and color and smell

Mmmm--potato chips!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 6, 2006 03:33 PM

So, Nate, what about the hair?

Posted by: Janis at March 6, 2006 04:45 PM

And I don't think many men misbehave, though a fair quantity do.

Lyman called a man's house the other day. He had taken off with his secretary.

I'm thinking more about what makes a woman attractive. I, and Sarah, found J-Lo looking good in a way that men don't.

Posted by: Janis at March 6, 2006 05:40 PM

Um, yeah, I'm mighty partial to attractive hair too. Simpler is usually better and pretty close to natural colors too, thank you very much.

Posted by: Nate at March 6, 2006 07:52 PM