March 06, 2006

Obviously...

...Valerie Bertinelli is just too much for some guys.

Yikes. You know you're in bad shape when Keith Richards looks better than you.

And is it just me, or does anyone else think that Nicole Kidman looks very unhealthy?

On the other hand, Salma Hayek looks quite well fed. Rrowll.

And for Miss Janis, one of Ms. Lopez. I like everything except the color, which seems odd.

Funniest caption? This one attached to a photo of Michael Bolton and Nicorette Sheridan: "Actress Nicollette Sheridan, right, and singer Michael Bolton arrive, etc."

Hard to figure out who should be more insulted that they had to say who was on the right of whom.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at March 6, 2006 10:08 AM
Comments

No.

Posted by: jim at March 6, 2006 10:28 AM

I thought Jennifer Lopez looked just great last night. She wore a modest dark green dress that emphasized her build.

That girl do some strength training.

Can't find a pic.

Posted by: Janis at March 6, 2006 10:59 AM

I like the color.

Posted by: Janis at March 6, 2006 11:14 AM

I agree, she looked fabulous.

Posted by: Sarah G. at March 6, 2006 11:18 AM

I like her better in black or white. I never did like that weird flowerdy tissue dress from a few years back that had to be taped on. I like her hair down, too.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 6, 2006 11:25 AM

Stinky boys. Is sex all you think about?

She was elegant.

Posted by: Janis at March 6, 2006 11:29 AM

Did you have to ask him?

Posted by: Sarah G. at March 6, 2006 11:37 AM

And here I thought I was just talking about her dress. As usual, I believe I must have missed something in the conversation.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 6, 2006 11:45 AM

No, hon, you said you liked her hair down, too.

We all know what it means when a woman lets her hair down.

If she has any. Which I don't.

Posted by: Janis at March 6, 2006 11:51 AM

Oh. That's what I get for speaking in code, when I didn't even realize I was speaking in code.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 6, 2006 11:56 AM

Take the ribbon from my hair,
Shake it loose and let it fall ...

Posted by: Janis at March 6, 2006 12:26 PM

Whew. Time for a smoke.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 6, 2006 01:08 PM

J Lo looks pretty nice... IF YOU LIKE YOUR WOMEN CRISPY. I mean... COME ON... she will have cancer in two years from absorbing a ton of spray-on tan on a per-month basis.

Posted by: megabeth at March 6, 2006 04:22 PM

Megabeth, you're pretty crisp yorself, hon.

Posted by: Janis at March 6, 2006 04:39 PM

Frosty, yes... as in "skin so white that it glows in the dark".

Posted by: megabeth at March 7, 2006 10:19 AM

I sure wish I knew what we're talking about.

Then again, maybe not...

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 7, 2006 11:11 AM