December 01, 2005

A few words of advice.

Memphis Area Man Goes on Naked Shooting Spree

GERMANTOWN, TN - A Tennessee man who called police after seeing a naked man firing a gun at commuters says he "couldn't believe it."

Eddie Cox was driving home in suburban Memphis when he saw the man wearing nothing but socks despite temperatures in the 40s. Cox called police, who came to the scene and arrested Glen Higgs.

Higgs now faces charges of reckless endangerment, indecent exposure, firing a weapon and public intoxication. Officers found a revolver in a nearby yard. [...]

If you're going to go on a shooting spree, it's probably best to wear more clothing. Likewise, if you're going to drink, it's best to lock up the guns, and keep yourself inside if you like to wander around naked. Finally, if you do like wandering around naked, it's probably best not to go off on a drunken shooting spree, especially when it's cold outside.

It all kinda works hand in glove, so to speak. Or foot in sock.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at December 1, 2005 11:03 AM
Comments

On the other hand it couple have been too much caffeine? Irish coffee can make you do strange things.

Posted by: jim at December 1, 2005 11:08 AM

And spell strange things, too!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 1, 2005 11:11 AM

Derned straiig.. staig...
RIGHT!

Posted by: jim at December 1, 2005 11:33 AM