...a couple of weeks back, because of the meeting I had to attend--the one with the allegorical cookie and ant--and having to be at the meeting was like enduring a brisk, two-hour rogering with a razor blade encrusted salt pillar?
That meeting?
Well, there'll be another one in a week, and I sense that this time it will have the refreshing and bracing addition of hot arsenic toddies and naughty pictures of Nancy Pelosi.
Again, if I have not stressed it enough--do NOT rely on a bureaucracy to save your life. Or your money.
One would think that after the last fiasco, there would be a bit more attention paid to the necessary things. No. And this time, it's not because I stood there and took orders--I really, truly, tried to talk us all off the ledge. Of course, my problem was using those alien concepts of reason and logic. Idiot.
So, nope--the ledge is PERFECTLY safe, just as it is. And to prove it, let's all strap on these anvils. And here's a balloon to blow up and land on if you do fall.
::sigh:: Why does it have to be this way?
Posted by Terry Oglesby at September 15, 2005 01:49 PMSo what you are saying is this won't be as much fun as ice cream and pony rides?
Posted by: Jordana at September 15, 2005 03:39 PMGood grief, Jordana, you say that as if EVERYONE out there LIKES ice cream and pony rides.
Maybe it'll be as fun as root canal, or foot surgery, or jumping off a high place onto sharp pointy objects. 'Cause some people like that stuff too, you know.
Terry, I don't know what your problem is. You keep complaining about this stuff as if you hate repeatedly poking yourself in the eye with a stick. Or eating cookies with ants on them, or something.
Posted by: Grouchy Old Yorkie Lady at September 15, 2005 03:58 PMI'm just an ingrate, that's all. I mean, they DO pay me, which is nice. I really should be satisfied. And Nancy DOES look really hot.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at September 15, 2005 04:11 PMMmm.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at September 15, 2005 04:46 PM