June 30, 2005

"As numb as your brain," indeed.

Kenny Smith sent me this link to this tender, heartwarming story of a mother's love for her child. A mother who has obviously had a terrible struggle in life, seeing as how she is saddled with an IQ in the low single digits.

As I told Kenny, there would seem to be better ways to earn money than through permanent facial disfiguration.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at June 30, 2005 09:41 AM
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What a freakin dipstick! And from just down the road from me here in Zion. I'm falling down on the job letting out of staters blog about stuff going on behind the Zion Curtain.

Maybe if Mom wasn't so STUPID, she could have caught her boys educational skills up to par with a little extra one on one training at the dinner table.

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

And a different word to describe this woman if it was posted over at my place...

Posted by: Nate at June 30, 2005 10:07 AM

I'm sure there's something more respectable she could've done to earn the money. Exhume bodies to sell parts to medical schools? Loansharking?
Pimping?

Well, I suppose she's finally using her head for something useful.

Posted by: skinnydan at June 30, 2005 10:09 AM

What are they feeding folks out there in Utah, Nate?! Whatever it is, I'd avoid it if I were you. Although, Vento Scooters might have GIVEN you a scooter if you had their logo on your forehead...

At least she can rest easy in the knowledge that it's perfectly legal to be a moron.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 30, 2005 10:39 AM

I can think of a few better tatoos then:

"Let me be an example to your children of what happens when you're an idiot"

"Walking Moron Project"

Posted by: skinnydan at June 30, 2005 11:13 AM

Or, "We've determined what you are, madam, now we're merely negotiating the price." Although that's a lot of words and might hurt some.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 30, 2005 12:27 PM

You can rid of a Moron Project, what is she to do?

Posted by: Nate at June 30, 2005 12:42 PM

As for being a bulletin board for Vento in trade for advertising space on my forehead- I don't think so.

I might consider a Prancing Horse logo on the back of my neck in exchange for a certain bit of Eyetalian hardware though...

Posted by: Nate at June 30, 2005 12:45 PM

Well, I suppose if (when) the casino goes under, she could just have the letters replaced with a couple of solid black lines. Or wear hats.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at June 30, 2005 12:54 PM

I think in about 15 years when all these X &Y Gen. types start gittin older, fatter and hopefully with a lick more sense someone will come up with a good tattoo removal method. Till then stupid woman will have to look at her mistake everyday.

Posted by: Tony at June 30, 2005 06:17 PM