June 21, 2005

::sigh::

I can't even work up a YEAGGGGHHHH for this one--Dean Answers Cheney's Barb About Mother

BOSTON - Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean, responding to criticism from the vice president, said he doesn't "care if Dick Cheney likes my mother or not."

The vice president said in a recent interview that Dean was not the type of person to lead a political party and mentioned the chairman's mother.

Doc, he wasn't making fun of your mother--he was making fun of YOU!

Dr. Dean is probably the only person alive when faced with the schoolyard taunt of "You're so ugly your mama had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you!" responded by shooting back, "How DARE you speak of my mother like that!"

The thing to have done would be to start a "Moms Who Love Howie" group--have a big bunch of women who look like Barbara Bush on the steps of the Capital, all giving Dean big kisses and apple pies.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at June 21, 2005 11:44 AM
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