July 30, 2007

Oh, that's silly.

Whoever heard of a building named "Dave"?!

Ball State names building for Letterman

Anyway, in the spirit of the event, and with apologies to World Wide PantsŪ and its agents and assigns, the Top Ten Features of the New Dave Communications Building at Ball State University:

10. Photos of Alan Kalter in every classroom to remind students of the horrors of the entertainment business.
9. Lovely Prancing Fluids fountain.
8. Balconies suitable for dropping bowling balls, watermelons, televisions, etc. onto the quad.
7. Fake windows that have breaking glass sound.
6. Entrance has a gap in it just like Dave's teeth!
5. TVs in the lounge play nothing but Conan.
4. Temperature completely adjustable from 32 to 45 degrees Fahrenheit.
3. Maintenance crews stay busy rearranging landscaping so ground doesn't look bald.
2. Regis Philbin not allowed within 400 feet of building.

AND the Number One Feature of the New Dave Communications Building at Ball State University...

1. Comes complete with deranged stalker!

Posted by Terry Oglesby at July 30, 2007 04:17 PM

Terry, these are OUTSTANDING--better than the ones Letterman has had lately.

Posted by: Stan at July 30, 2007 05:32 PM

Oh, thank you, Stan, that's very flattering, but I can't take full credit. Possumblog has a very large staff of highly paid comedy writers and they work very hard to bring you the finest in mediocre humor.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at July 31, 2007 07:50 AM