On the way home yesterday, I saw a car with a Ron Paul bumper sticker. Yes, believe it or not.
But something about it seemed...odd. And then it began to dawn on me--first of all, the sticker was on the left side of the bumper. Second, it was applied so that the left side of the sticker was higher than the right. And the color of the car? Red.
Obviously, this means that the entire Ron Paul candidacy is nothing but a shadowy Communist conspiracy! The goal? To take over the MOON! It's no coincidence that the first two of the anagrams of "Ron Paul" are "Plan Our" and "Lunar Op."
Just remember, you've been warned!
Posted by Terry Oglesby at July 12, 2007 11:09 AMI saw a "Hillary '08" bumper sticker yesterday. Wasn't sure whether to hurl or groan. It's definitely not the thing you want to see if you're trying to eat while driving. Not that I would ever do anything like that ...
Posted by: Marc V at July 12, 2007 02:52 PMWell, being that it's Hillary!, you should be able to have it both ways--hurl AND groan. And then turn right around and tell everyone how horrible it is to hurl and groan.
Triangulation.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at July 12, 2007 02:58 PM