Pope: Other Christians not true churches
UPDATE:
THIS JUST IN: Baptists go on rampage, vow to invade Catholic neighborhoods and invite people to Vacation Bible School
Episcopalians call for holy war, leaders say will take local Catholic priests out for game of golf with loser buying drinks
Lutherans outraged, agree to meet with Pope over upcoming hotdish supper
Developing...
Posted by Terry Oglesby at July 10, 2007 12:45 PMJews: BWAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAA!!!!
Posted by: skinnydan at July 10, 2007 01:10 PMGod: "I'm fixin' to do me some smitin' if y'all don't hush up!"
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at July 10, 2007 01:28 PMNew York Times: Women, Minorities hardest hit
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at July 10, 2007 01:29 PMThe Presbyterian Jihad is upon us! Crank up the Buicks! Break out the fighting loafers!
Posted by: skillzy at July 10, 2007 01:56 PMI knew this would turn out badly.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at July 10, 2007 02:14 PMOh Noes! Shall I be forced into the role of Brother Trebuchet O'universality Unitarianisms!
Posted by: Chef Tony at July 10, 2007 02:28 PMI just hope someone remembers to bring napkins and paper plates.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at July 10, 2007 02:31 PMAnd good trash bags. Y'all know the dumpster service just hates broken bags.
Posted by: Chef Tony at July 10, 2007 05:24 PMYes, no use getting into a Holey War with the garbage collectors right in the midst of our Holy War.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at July 11, 2007 09:36 AM