July 05, 2007

One assumes...

...that it will be met with the same stunning level of success as other Congressional ventures: Congress looks to boost tourism to US

One also wonders how long it will be before strong suspicions are voiced of the effort being part of a vast conspiracy funded by Big Hospitality.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at July 5, 2007 03:14 PM
Comments

Is that what they're calling the next immigration bill? A tourism effort?

Posted by: skinnydan at July 5, 2007 03:18 PM

Yes--because these illegal immigrants are doing the tourist jobs that Americans won't do! When's the last time you visited a reptile farm?! When's the last time you stayed in a motel shaped like a caterpillar?! When was the last time you had your picture made with the World's Largest Garden Rake?!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at July 5, 2007 03:43 PM

Too right, too right.

Where do I go to turn in my citizenship? Clearly I have failed the Patriot Test.

Posted by: skinnydan at July 6, 2007 08:17 AM