Jimbo Smith sends along this link: Car drives into Long Island, N.Y., mall, and asks--"Is Long Island the new Alabama?"
It does seem as though they are trying very, very hard.
Ending paragraph of the article says a lot about just how hard they're trying:
[...] Thomas was to be arraigned Friday on charges of criminal mischief and reckless endangerment. He already faced arson charges for a separate incident at another Long Island mall, police said. Thomas is accused of setting a fire in a parking lot at the Broadway Mall in nearby Hicksville, they said.
Word on the street is they're gonna rename it Stupidtown. Posted by Terry Oglesby at June 8, 2007 10:06 AM