May 24, 2007

Somehow, I don't think we'll see...

...Jack Sparrow doing this in Pirates of the Caribbean IV: Man gets 5 years for blowing up toilet

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) — A man once called one of the Internet's most notorious pirates of music and movies was sentenced Wednesday to five years in prison for blowing up a portable toilet, prosecutors said.

Bruce Forest, 50, was charged last year with a series of toilet explosions in 2005 and 2006. But under a plea agreement, Forest admitted only to blowing up one toilet in Weston in February 2006. No one was injured in any of the blasts.

His defense attorney and his wife said the incident was completely out of character for Forest. They said he had been addicted to painkillers initially taken for migraine headaches caused by a severe fall about 10 years ago. A prescribed drug intended to wean him off the painkillers caused psychotic episodes, they said. [...]

Apparently those were some very specific psychotic episodes. Savvy?

Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 24, 2007 09:04 AM
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