May 23, 2007

Perpetuating the Stereotype, Volume MCMLXII

Fisherman shot during Ga. tournament

GREENSBORO, Ga. (AP) — An 86-year-old man didn't want anyone getting too close to his fishing lines, so he took a few shots at a pair of fishermen competing at a tournament, authorities said. One of them was hit in the arm.

John Burke Yearwood of Madison was jailed on a charge of aggravated assault and later released on bond.

Greene County Sheriff Chris Houston said Yearwood has been putting his fishing lines out in the area for decades.

Two men competing in a fishing tournament Saturday on the Oconee River told authorities that when they got close to Yearwood's lines, Yearwood raised a rifle and fired two shots that hit the water in front of their boat. A sheriff's department report says Yearwood — who was at a fishing camp but was not in the tournament — fired a third shot that hit Craig Barnett as he sat in the boat.

The men said they sped away in the boat and used a cell phone to call 911.

The sheriff's report says Barnett, a Sycamore resident, sustained a wound under his left arm and gave authorities a small-caliber bullet that he says went into his arm. [...]

Well, that's pretty bad, but it's not like he was spotlighting them.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 23, 2007 12:52 PM
Comments

They should be thankful that they didn't end up tied up on the riverbank, squealing like a pig.

Posted by: skillzy at May 23, 2007 02:28 PM

Or attacked by a killer rabbit.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 23, 2007 03:03 PM