UA Student Gets Two Bachelors In Two Years
TUSCALOOSA, Ala. - One University of Alabama student is about to accomplish what many would say is almost impossible: graduating from college in two years with two degrees at age 20.
University of Alabama Senior Christopher Culbert only sleeps about four hours a night.
He dedicates 17 hours a day to working on his dual undergraduate degrees in math and physics as well as his mission of developing a smaller but more powerful data storage chip for computers, ipods and digital cameras.
Because hot chicks crave with burning intensity smaller but more powerful data storage chips, and the guys who design them.
That is the only rational explanation.
Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 9, 2007 12:49 PMDon't mathematicians generally burn out early? Besides, if he can invent this new storage chip and become a gazillionaire overnight, he can spend the rest of his life partying.
Posted by: Diane at May 9, 2007 02:18 PMWell, just remember, he's going to school at the University of Alabama...
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 9, 2007 02:29 PMHe's just trying to impress Winnie Cooper.
Posted by: Marc V at May 10, 2007 07:04 AM