May 08, 2007

I left a key under the mat.

That way you can still get in tomorrow, even though I won't be here.

Of course, it would probably make more sense if I actually had a lock on the door that worked, but whatever.

ANYway, the usual bi-weekly (or semi-monthly) off-campus meeting comes around again tomorrow morning, so I will be at that for a while before being able to entertain you as I have in the past with shadow puppets, pantomimes, and sing-alongs. I hope you will be able to manage without me, but if you can't, you can find someone who possibly even exceeds the entertainment value herein by exploring around the blogrolls.

I will warn you, however, that none of them have naked prehensile tails or walnut-sized brains. So, you know, reader beware and all.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 8, 2007 04:19 PM
Comments

Wouldn't it have been better in the flowerpot or on top of the fusebox? Thieves always look under the mat.

Posted by: kitchen hand at May 8, 2007 09:25 PM

Well, see, I thought about that, then I figured since everyone knows that's the first place crooks would look, crooks would decide NOT to look there since everyone puts it there, so I would be able to put it under the mat and they'd never look for it! Because I am very smart.

What I can't figure out, though, is why my computer and stereo and collection of Grit newspapers are all missing this morning...

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 9, 2007 10:13 AM