May 08, 2007

It is the way of the moron.

You know when you were young, and there was always that kid in your neighborhood who managed to get the ONE cool toy for Christmas that everyone wanted, and that you never got, so you'd spend your time thumping a paper football across the table and wondering what it was like to play with with a genuine electric football set, that had players you could paint yourself to look like any team in the NFL?

Well, you never outgrow that feeling.

I came in one afternoon last week, and noticed that our neighbor four doors down the street had a brand new old car on his driveway. Looks like maybe a '52 or '53 Chevy sedan delivery (here's a similar 1950 model via eBay), unrestored but complete and not too beat up, wearing faded dark blue paint, blackwalls and dog-dish hubcaps. In addition to my well-documented feelings for weird small square cars, I also have a very soft spot for postwar Chebbies, and most especially sedan deliveries. I blame this on being dropped repeatedly as an infant as well as a magazine article I remember from close to thirty years ago about a '53 sedan delivery drag racer with a blown big block and an American flag paint job.

Anyway, now I have to look every time I go by the guy's house to see if he's out playing with it.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at May 8, 2007 11:33 AM
Comments

Yes, the moron is strong in this one.

But seriously, what would Reba say if you brought another project home?

Posted by: Darth Vader at May 8, 2007 11:44 AM

I would never know, being dead and all.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 8, 2007 12:47 PM

You could offer to help the guy. Maybe he'd let you have the first ride, so you could stick your head out the window and let your tongue hang out.

Posted by: skinnydan at May 8, 2007 02:03 PM

I'd rather just steal it from him and put it in my yard. I'm sure no one would notice.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 8, 2007 02:31 PM

If'n someone doesn't Gut?, Cut the grass soon none will be able to tell it's out there. (boy I'm am EVIL) Just think though, with the money you saved by not getting the foux General Lee you can now do lot's of Morionic® things like stick a crate Hemi into a Volvo...

Posted by: Chef Tony at May 8, 2007 06:51 PM

Actually, I'm leaning toward using a Chevy LS-1 out of a last generation Camaro/Firebird. All aluminum, with 300 horses. And there's enough around to make it not incredibly expensive.

And I'm a moron.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 9, 2007 10:09 AM

I'm so old (and I suspect Chef Tony is too) that I remember those things being on the road. I don't know about deliveries, but a lot of electricians and plumbers had them.

Posted by: steevil (Dr Weevil's bro Steve) at May 9, 2007 10:55 AM

I remember the groovy Pinto and Vega
versions.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at May 9, 2007 11:41 AM