April 27, 2007

A Terrible Oversight

I seem to have missed the crowning of the Grand Champion of the Iowahawk 2007 Second Annual Earth Week Virtual Cruise-In, who just happens to be a home state fellow.

And really, how could you go wrong with this:

[...] this righteous ride stood out for sheer hippie-offending awesomeness, on all dimensions: a (1) rocket powered, (2) American made, (3) garage built, (4) pickup truck, from (4) Alabama, fueled by (5) roofing tar, producing (6) 14,000 horsepower. Even without a rifle rack, the concept alone is enough to make Laurie David curl into a fetal ball in her Malibu bunker. [...]

Awesome, indeed.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at April 27, 2007 01:32 PM
Comments

That looks like a potential future Darwin award contender as well. Who stands back there and reads the gauges and adjusts the knobs? Not me!

Posted by: skillzy at April 27, 2007 02:43 PM

Oh, quit being a big ol' spoilsport.

Roofing tar, my friend...

What could go wrong!?

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at April 27, 2007 02:51 PM

My oh My! The virtues of Moronic® action still run strong here in the USA. I'm proud to be one of them.

Posted by: Chef Tony at April 27, 2007 03:38 PM