April 26, 2007

Such cruelty, such unconcern...

...such Big Arms. Why, even now, I too can hear the "sad pan flutes of imminent species decimation at the hands of uncaring man."

::chortle::

By the way, I have cut down drastically on my carbon footprint by allowing my National Geographic subscription to lapse. No more paper and ink and delivery fuel for me, nosiree!

Now if only I could make them stop sending me all those "please, PLEASE resubscribe, or Earth will cease to exist" notices. The neighbors are complaining about all the smoke from the trashfire I have going in the backyard, and those notices make up about 2/3 of the bulk of the fuel.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at April 26, 2007 03:57 PM
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