April 17, 2007

Fortune Cookie Wisdom of the Day!

A sunny (but overly breezy) jaunt led your humble scribe over to the food court at the lush and begranited Harbert building, where he decided to savor the exotic fare of China and return to you with a bounty of Oriental wisdom!

(I love it when I get to channel Dennis Washburn.)

Anyway, as usual the food was good and this time I actually took the time to sit at a table and people-watch. I am hoping my constant blog-bound badgering of people has had an effect, because there were no major sartorial or personal grooming goofs. Aside from that very large raw-boned woman with the jet black mullet and Herman Munster bangs. But mullets are the new black, so it's poor form to mock them and their wearers. You might not realize it, but Sanjaya will be wearing one on American Idol tonight as he sings "Stand By Your Man."

IN ANY EVENT, as you've all come to expect, some words from the East...

First up:

Next full moon brings an enchanting evening.

Oooooh--by my calendar that's Wednesday, May 2. I do so hope Tim the Enchanter doesn't show up. Always with the fireballs, you know.

Next:

You could prosper in the field of medicine.

You know, that is just so true. I think it would be a great idea to quit my job and get accepted to medical school and become a emotionally damaged and curmudgeonly--but kind at heart--television doctor like that House guy.

Or, you know, just keep claiming to be Dr. Possum.

TODAY'S LUCKY NUMBERS:

14 30 35 36 47 49

and

5 26 30 32 37 41

Posted by Terry Oglesby at April 17, 2007 12:32 PM
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