March 30, 2007

Quote of the Day

"It's not a job you want to try on your own."

Posted by Terry Oglesby at March 30, 2007 11:18 AM
Comments

Which leads to the question, how to do you tell the difference between a "northern" white rhino and a "southern" one.

The floor is open for discussion.

Posted by: southtrek at March 30, 2007 11:22 AM

Silly person--northern white rhinos are only found above the Mason-Dixon line!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 30, 2007 11:25 AM

Well, I was thinking of terms of other traits of the northern white rhino such as;

Telling their southern kin how they do things "back home"

Migrating south for the winter.

Of course, no southern white rhino would ever stop at a reptile farm.

Posted by: southtrek at March 30, 2007 11:31 AM

All true. And when male northern white rhinos go to the beach, they wear dark socks and dress shoes.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 30, 2007 11:36 AM

Yankees think we talk funny ... GOD talks like we do. :)

Posted by: Nicki at March 30, 2007 02:21 PM

No wonder snooty college professors dislike Him so much!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at March 30, 2007 02:59 PM