February 21, 2007

You know, I think we're probably only about a day away from a low-speed white Bronco chase.

Britney Spears flees rehab again

Posted by Terry Oglesby at February 21, 2007 01:11 PM
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Hopefully a convertible Bronco, or at least a vehicle with a sunroof so she can stick her head out.

Hey, how about a remake of "Thelma and Louise" with Britney and Lindsey as gals breakin' out from rehab, on the road and having a high ol' time.

Posted by: Marc V at February 21, 2007 01:28 PM

I'm thinking it's about time to call the white coat boys.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at February 21, 2007 01:35 PM

Why hasn't Dr. Possum been consulted? He should hop a ride west with Howard K. Stern - it's a gold rush!

Posted by: skillzy at February 21, 2007 02:21 PM

Hard to tell, really. I think he's scared of getting something spattered on himself.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at February 21, 2007 02:26 PM