"It was very creamy and stuck to the roof of my mouth, but I must say, this bacillus is simply scrumptious!"
Peanut butter recalled over salmonella
(Trust me, this one will make today's roundup.)
UPDATE 1:30 p.m. Can I call 'em or what:
'It Was So Smooth, and It Stuck to the Roof of My Mouth'
"Peanut Butter Recalled"--headline, KOMU-TV Web site (Columbia, Mo.), Feb. 15