February 15, 2007

You know what this means.

SARS-linked civet cats back on the menu in China

Possumblog Kitchens' fine line of frozen foods once more can offer you Cornivets™, the scrumptious treat of cornbread-battered and deep-fried civet cat on a stick! Ask for them wherever you find Cornatees™, Cornguins™, Cornutria™, Cornephant™, Cornorca™, and Corniraffe™!

And remember, all Possumblog Kitchens products are guaranteed to be 99.3% disease free!

Posted by Terry Oglesby at February 15, 2007 08:37 AM

Won't adding these civets to the menu drive up the price of the already most expensive coffee in the world? Since the civets have to eat the coffee beans and then process the beans before they are collected and roasted, won't reducing the number of civets reduce the number of coffee bean infested civet poop piles?

I may never be able to afford that coffee!

Posted by: Nate at February 15, 2007 12:22 PM

I've come up with an alternative to Kopi Luwak that we sell in our Possumbucks stores nationwide, produced by steeping beans that have been "processed" by American's only marsupial, the luxurious possum!

And it's only $16 a cup!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at February 15, 2007 12:34 PM