February 13, 2007

Science!

Ancient chimps may have used hammers

Which in turn leads to my hypothesis that the first types of language were cuss words, uttered after smashing a thumb with a hammer.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at February 13, 2007 09:41 AM
Comments

After the hammers, the chimps learned to use word processing programs, and went to work for Reuters and the AP.

Posted by: skinnydan at February 13, 2007 10:18 AM

And were then hired to be the Edwards Campaign blogger.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at February 13, 2007 10:39 AM

And she would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling Catholics.

Posted by: skillzy at February 13, 2007 12:17 PM

Don't forget the Miami Sound Machine! Oh, wait--sorry, Right-Wing Noise Machine. (I always get those two mixed up, silly me.)

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at February 13, 2007 12:22 PM