January 23, 2007

That's a simple question.

Man arrested for smuggling 500 parrots in a car

ALMATY, Jan 23 (Reuters Life!) - Kazakh border guards arrested a man trying to smuggle 500 parrots in his car from neighbouring Uzbekistan, media reported on Tuesday. [...]

It was unclear how the parrots fit into the Kazakh man's Audi. [...]

Silly people obviously don't have kids. The answer is "250 in the front seats, 250 in the back seats."

(Based upon the ancient wisdom, "How do you fit four elephants into a Volkswagen?" "Simple--two in the front seats, two in the back seats.")

Posted by Terry Oglesby at January 23, 2007 02:10 PM

What about the girl from south america who sells 'pictures' from her website. The 'pictures' are 'art' that contain hundreds of butterflys/lepidoptera caught in rainforests and can be ordered in gigantic sizes, even as multiple series. Isn't this environmental terrorism?

Posted by: william at January 24, 2007 11:43 AM