Just took a brief stroll over to the food court at the AmSouth-Harbert, and I have to tell you--this global warning stuff is INCREDIBLE! I love being able to get out and stroll along in shirtsleeves under a shiny blue sky with the thermometer reading a toasty 65 degrees in the middle of January!
ANYway, time once again to honor our inscrutable Chinese ancestors with readings from their mystical chronicles, lovingly snipped from the ancient texts and placed conveniently inside wonderful edible desserts.
First up:
You will enjoy doing something different this coming weekend.
Deuce it ALL! These hardy and conscientious peoples and their uncanny future-predicting ability! Now, if only I knew what different something I will be enjoying... Maybe it will be rolling naked in a giant pile of $100 bills! Oh, I mustn't be so greedy--even rolling naked in a giant pile of $1 bills would be different enough to satisfy me! And I bet the neighbors will be much less suspicious of me since I won't just be rolling naked in the front yard as I usually do.
Next up:
Stay close to your inner self. You will benefit in many ways.
That is just so true.
You know, when I tell people how smart and talented I am, and how much stupider they are than me, I often forget to mention the one thing about me that is really the truest part of my inner self, that being my modesty. I think that modest inner self of mine is what sets me apart from all those show-offy type people who don't know when to shut up. I know that staying closer to it will doubtless help me point out to other people their many weaknesses, but in a way that they'll actually take to heart, since it comes from someone who is truly modest. Such good advice those Chinese have!
TODAY'S LUCKY NUMBERS!
4 6 11 32 38 46
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8 20 22 42 45 48
Posted by Terry Oglesby at January 12, 2007 12:47 PMI thought they meant you'd only be going to Wal-Mart once this weekend.
Posted by: Jordana at January 12, 2007 02:33 PMHmm. Could be. Do you think they'd mind me rolling naked on the floor?
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at January 12, 2007 02:46 PMModest?
Posted by: Larry Anderson at January 12, 2007 03:18 PMSure. But it's both a blessing and a curse, you know.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at January 12, 2007 03:29 PM