January 11, 2007

Lots of money...

...makes being a moron much more doable.

Or that's the idea I get from this Popular Mechanics article that I stumbled on after following a link to this electric car article I'd followed from Doc Reynolds' joint.

Anyway, the PM guys apparently have buttloads of cash whizzing out their pants, and got the bright idea of swapping out the drivetrain and chassis from a Hemi-powered Durango into a tired old Jeep Wagoneer. Why? Because apparently the lure of the Hemi is so strong that doing something this weird and illogical is suddenly worth doing. I mean, it's neat they can do it, but it's still sorta in the vein of building a nuclear-powered goat.

Anyway, since they seem to be in the mood for such fun and pointless exercises, I now need only to find a way to get them to agree to fund my dream of swapping a Ford Cobra V8 into the Volvo...

Posted by Terry Oglesby at January 11, 2007 03:30 PM
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...or a Chevy V-8 into a Spitfire:
http://ye-beast.com/

Posted by: steevil (Dr Weevil's bro Steve) at January 11, 2007 03:49 PM

Turbo-supercharged 3 rotor Mazda Wankle @ 575 HP in a 510. I are a Moron® w/no money.

Posted by: Chef Tony at January 11, 2007 05:39 PM

That would be a waste of a perfectly good B21.

No wait, you could put it in the Ford.

Posted by: kitchen hand at January 11, 2007 06:13 PM

I guess if I had that much money to throw around I would just put it to better use and buy one of those Tesla electric cars. Zero to 60 in 4 seconds sounds pretty good to me--and NO GAS. While I am still uneasy about electric cars, I would call this a better investment than that engine-transmission swap you referred to by those guys at PM. But then, I guess they just wanted to see if they could do it.

Posted by: Stan at January 12, 2007 12:22 AM

As a guy who once installed a Porsche engine, transaxle and brakes in a VW Beetle, (It was entertaining?) I understand the attraction. It is caled "hot rodding".

Posted by: Larry Anderson at January 12, 2007 08:21 AM

Now Larry, you know that the Porsche is just a VW with better public relations. They aren't THAT different. Now, if you went and put an Olds Toronado transaxle and 455 in the back of the VW--now THAT would have been more analogous to the Jeep/Hemi swap. (That actually sounds more fun.)

Stan, as for the Tesla, it's a good idea for a fun thing, but it takes a LONG time to fill it back up for another 100 mile jaunt.

Kitchen Hand, I figure since my engine only has 230,000 miles on it, it'll be a while before I actually need to swap it out, but it never hurts to plan ahead.

Chef Tony, I say you oughta find yourself a nice Cosmo for that Wankel!

Steevil--amazing that the Spit in the picture isn't twisted like a piece of corkscrew pasta...

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at January 12, 2007 08:37 AM

Terry,

I followed your link for the V-8 in the Volvo, and noticed that that's really for a high class tow car to take the V-8 Spit to shows/races.

Posted by: steevil (Dr Weevil's bro Steve) at January 12, 2007 09:01 AM

"High-class" apparently being a rather malleable term...

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at January 12, 2007 09:12 AM

I still lust for a 4.6 Ford V8 in a rear drive converted Focus. It would be a perfect sleeper.

Posted by: Nate at January 12, 2007 10:44 AM

Indeed so--maybe I can convert both our Focus and the Volvo at the same time.

It only cost money, after all.

:;sigh::

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at January 12, 2007 11:14 AM

Speaking of Porsche engines in a VW, I remember back in the 70's Car & Driver took a 928 V-8 and put it into a Rabbit. They actually had to split the VW down the middle and widen it a few inches to get everything in. The 70's were the Golden Days of Moronosity.

Posted by: skillzy at January 12, 2007 12:08 PM

And speaking of golden, as in "having lots of gold," let's not forget Jay Leno's handbuilt roadster powered by a 800 horse aircooled V-12 tank engine.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at January 12, 2007 12:16 PM

I didn't know that the US Army had gasoline engined tanks as late as the M-47. I did know the Sherman was gasoline, to make it quicker to manufacture, but it earned the nicknames "Ronson" from the Brits and "Tommie cooker" from the Germans.

[for you very young people out there, Ronson (http://www.ronsoncorp.com/) was a major brand of cigarette lighter before the days of disposables, and Tommie is short for 'Tommie Atkins,' the Brit analog of GI Joe.]

Posted by: steevil (Dr Weevil's bro Steve) at January 12, 2007 01:44 PM

...Golden Days of Moronosity... Does anybody else remember Car & Driver's Crx2? They took a 1st gen Honda CRX and added a 2nd drivetrain behind the seats to drive the rear wheels. It had 2 sets of gauges and double ignition switches and could be run with either engine or both.

Posted by: Nate at January 12, 2007 03:47 PM

I DO remember that one!

Good times...good times.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at January 12, 2007 03:55 PM

How about Boss Wagon? AWD turbo Volvo wagon, went like stink and blew up often?

Posted by: Chef Tony at January 12, 2007 05:43 PM