January 05, 2007

Once more with the bold effort to reach out to the youth market!

AND to build solid blog traffic with links to hard-hitting stories like THIS!! Britney Spears wants hot career comeback

Going on pantyless drinking binges with sullen clots of stoner hangers-on while your infant children are cared for by strangers certainly sounds like a winning strategy. Then again, until I have personally gone on pantyless drinking binges with sullen clots of stoner hangers-on while my infant children are cared for by strangers, I really can't judge her, now can I?

Of course not.

Yet, still, I am reminded of the words of the dean of Faber College, Vernon Wormer: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Posted by Terry Oglesby at January 5, 2007 01:53 PM
Comments

And based on the Las Vegas pic from yesterday or so, she's dang sure working on the 'fat' part (I think she's got the other two covered).

Posted by: steevil (Dr Weevil's bro Steve) at January 5, 2007 02:45 PM

Hater.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at January 5, 2007 02:47 PM

I'll have you know that my fortune in the cookie that came with my Kung Pao chicken today said I was a "person of culture."

Posted by: steevil (Dr Weevil's bro Steve) at January 5, 2007 03:18 PM

Yeah, well, that's what Britney's back tattoo says.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at January 5, 2007 03:58 PM

I can thus only infer, sir, that you have gone on pantyed drinking binges with sullen clots of stoner hangers-on while my infant children are cared for by strangers.

Shameless possum.

Posted by: skinnydan at January 8, 2007 08:13 AM

QUIT VICTIMIZING ME!!

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at January 8, 2007 08:49 AM