December 21, 2006

From the "Beyond the Ability to be Parodied" File

Pooping peasant popular in Spain

BARCELONA, Spain - The Virgin Mary. The three kings. A few wayward sheep. These are the figures one expects to find in a traditional Christmas nativity scene. Not a smartly dressed peasant squatting behind a rock with his rear-end exposed.

Yet statuettes of "El Caganer," or the great defecator in the Catalan language, can be found in nativity scenes, and increasingly on the mantelpieces of collectors, throughout Spain's northeastern Catalonia region, where for centuries symbols of defecation have played an important role in Christmas festivities.

During the holiday season, pastry shops around Catalonia sell sweets shaped like feces, and on Christmas Eve Catalan children beat a hollow log, called the tio, packed with holiday gifts, singing a song that urges it to defecate presents out the other end. [...]

A handy thing to remember the next time your favorite lefty begins his lecture about how sophisticated Europeans are!

(Obviously, we have just as much sophistication here in this country.)

Posted by Terry Oglesby at December 21, 2006 09:39 AM
Comments

Sounds like something out of Cervantes.

Posted by: Janis Gore at December 21, 2006 10:22 AM

One just hopes it doesn't smell like something out of Cervantes.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 21, 2006 10:26 AM

Oh man, El Caganer is totally going to be my Lucha Libre name from now on.

Posted by: skillzy at December 21, 2006 12:07 PM

And you won't wear just any mask, but a gas mask.

I just hope kids don't hit you with sticks and scream at you to crap candy for them.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at December 21, 2006 12:16 PM