Every once in a while I'll read it, just for the entertainment value. This one was for something akin to Hai Karate--
"Once women smell your [brand deleted to prevent even more spam] Pheromones they will jump out of the plane to you."
Well, a) I already have enough women, thank you, and b) if I didn't have any, I really don't think I'd want one who was a big pile of mush after jumping out of a plane to me.
"Women will stick to you like flies to honey if you use [same brand, same deletion] Pheromones."
Again, it might sound good to someone out there, but the idea of a woman becoming attached to me and dying a slow horrible death as she tries to wriggle free from my sticky sweet embrace isn't really all that romantic. Especially if she's got great big compound eyes and bristly hairs all over her body.
Posted by Terry Oglesby at December 5, 2006 01:25 PM