November 14, 2006

There's a shocker.

Home Depot results send stocks lower

Reached for comment, corporate spokesman "Tom" looked confused and said he wasn't sure about that, and promised to go find someone who knew, but instead went on break. The only other person available stated he had not been trained to operate any machinery and that he would go find his supervisor, but instead went on break.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at November 14, 2006 10:42 AM

You are really cruel—true but cruel.

Posted by: jim at November 14, 2006 12:57 PM

Software is on aisle 13 next to Micro$oft's Bob and the replacement paperclips.

Posted by: Tony von Krag at November 14, 2006 01:58 PM