Good thing it's Tuesday, because after yesterday spent not blogging, it appears that I have a pile of COMMENT SPAM to get rid of this morning! @#&**!*%$
Darn this modern world and its woes!
You know what else? I've been taking Mucinex to loosen up the crud in my lungs and head, and it makes me smell funny. You know the effect you smell when you eat asparagus? Well, I've got that, except that instead of that weird asparaguspee smell, the closest thing I can say it smells like is someone cooking green beans with a piece of ham hock in the pot.
Yeah, I know, you'd think that would be a GOOD thing, but I find it highly disconcerting.
**&^!~?**
::shakes fist at minor inconveniences::
AND THUS, we take yet another opportunity to ignore the benefits of technology, freedom, and progress to complain about matters so inconsequential that they defy logic! Yes, it's Ticked Off Tuesday! Got a complaint? A problem? Just need to kvetch? Well, here's the place to get it off your chest. We ask only that you bridle your more base literary inclinations and indicate profanity, vulgarity, cursing, blasphemy, etc., by the use of the standard keyboard symbols such as ~!@, or #@@(, and/or *&^%.
SO, what's YOUR complaint?
Posted by Terry Oglesby at October 24, 2006 08:22 AMWell, if you've cooked your ham hocks, all I ask is that you keep 'em to yourself.
I'll tell you what burns my bacon is the lack of robot minions we were all supposed to have in the next millennium. That millennium is here and I'm finding it *&%^$ difficult to be an evil overlord when my promised horde of automatons has yet to arrive.
Bossing around an assortment of Weebels, Lego men, Barbies and LotR action figures is just not an acceptable substitute. (That, and I feel stupid when they outsmart me by doing exactly what I say)
Hmmm...
Maybe I need to back of on the antihistamines for a while...
Posted by: LittleA at October 24, 2006 09:21 AMOr even back OFF. Yeah, that might be better.
Posted by: LittleA at October 24, 2006 09:22 AMI'd like to have a robot but I think Miss Reba would be jealous of it if it looks the way I want it to. *!@$
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at October 24, 2006 09:25 AMI'm sick and bloody ^&%$# tired of the stupid election predictions. I don't care if the media wants and promises 425 Dem seats in Congress and 95 Dem senators. The hot air is getting unbearable, and it's always been unlistenable/unreadable.
Oh, and *&^%$ Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid both. I hope the Dems get thrashed just for the crestfallen look on both their faces.
Posted by: skinnydan at October 24, 2006 10:35 AMYou act like you don't want the speaker's gavel in the hands of America's children.
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at October 24, 2006 11:20 AM::smacks forehead:: Stupid me! I forgot! It's all about the kids!
Posted by: skinnydan at October 24, 2006 12:03 PMPlease! Please! Anything but Nancy Pelosi with a gavel!
Posted by: Nate at October 24, 2006 10:59 PM