Study: Anti-aging supplements don't work
Color me shocked.
You know, I understand why someone would think this would actually have to be tested, but the people who already know that life is a terminal disease will, like me, just scoff and wonder why someone had to spend money to find this out, whereas the people who swear by these things can't be convinced by something so silly as science.
Thankfully, I have a way of helping everyone--I have discovered that if you give me any spare change in your wallets, billfolds, purses, or desk drawers, you will feel years younger. I guarantee it, or your money back. So send me your money, and feel better TODAY!!
Sure, I might not live any longer, but with all this influx of cash, I sure will be able to live more comfortably!
Posted by Terry Oglesby at October 19, 2006 10:42 AMTo quote the first link:
"Happy people are more likely than their less happy peers to have fulfilling marriages and relationships, high incomes, superior work performance, community involvement, robust health and even a long life," Lyubomirsky said."
So lets make everyone happier. Send Terry some money so he's happier and you become happier by making him happy. Oh, and yoy could send me some of the green stuff too. That would make my back account happier.
Posted by: Sarah G. at October 19, 2006 11:01 AMHOORAY FOR HAPPINESS!!
Posted by: Terry Oglesby at October 19, 2006 11:13 AM