October 13, 2006

Well, I think I've been a possum long enough.

It's time to switch species--Feds set nearly 6,200 coastal acres for protected beach mice.

What are a bunch of stupid mice gonna do with all that coastline!? I'll tell you what--NOTHING! They have absolutely no sense when it comes to real estate, nor the value of a nice condo. What do they do? DIG HOLES! You can't put a balcony on a HOLE!

Stupid mice.

Anyway, if the Feds are gonna start giving away primo Gulf Coast property, I hereby renounce marsupialism and declare myself a Choctawhatchee beach mouse.

Posted by Terry Oglesby at October 13, 2006 11:41 AM
Comments

Last I read, the beachfront property down here goes for $150,000 a running foot.

Posted by: Janis Gore at October 13, 2006 11:46 AM

I think I should make out quite well, then. Since I'm bigger than the other mice, I obviously will need more room.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at October 13, 2006 11:54 AM

Neither do they use unfinished concrete.

Posted by: jim at October 13, 2006 12:23 PM

Well, anyone who ever visited Gulf State Park can probably breathe a sigh of relief on that score.

Posted by: Terry Oglesby at October 13, 2006 12:27 PM