Possumblog

I bet it is already cold in North Korea. Not the time I'd choose to hang out in underwear alone.

No--that's why it's always good to have several buddies around in order to conserve body heat.

What's with the dude who didn't get the memo? And clearly they have a boxer short problem there - no pair is the same length.

Such is the way with imperialist dogs such as yourself who preach the joy of the individual, but then when a glorious socialist five year plan produces true individual denominators, such as the Infinitely Variable-Length Brave People's Soldier Undergarments and Worker Training Wear, it is then that you begin to complain about the lack of uniformity. I shake a thousand fingers of shame at you for your hypocrisy!

A thousand apologies, O Brave Leader of the Truly Free People Who can Wear as Many Unflattering Hairstyles as they Choose.

A case of booze and a car full of floozies is on its way to you to repair the damage.

I will allow you to save face in this way, but demand you also throw the lovely Maddy Albright into the car as well. She was first to sign up as my MySpace friend!

Take Peanut Jimmah & Rappin' Jesse and it's a deal. (You weren't gonna send them back later, were you?)

By the way - [austin powers]She's a man, baby![/austin powers]

In immortal words of Joe E. Brown in Some Like it Hot: "Well, nobody's perfect."

PARTY ON, RUNNING DOG LACKEYS!!