It has been brought to our attention that the Internetses smartest marsupial, Dr. Possum, is not in the office nearly enough to answer questions that plague YOU, the reading public.
Dr. Possum, busy as he is in submitting various papers to peer-reviewed medical journals and surfing the Web for naughty stories, is hurt and chagrined to hear that his services have not been fully utilized in this particular forum, and so he at once scurried to his luxuriously appointed 1989 Buick Park Avenue Landau Classic, turned on the left turn signal, and made his way here as swiftly as possible so that NO QUESTION CAN BE LEFT UNANSWERED!
And so, as a service to you, the vast, sweaty Possumblog audience, YET ANOTHER ROUND OF...
Ask Dr. Possum!
If you have any sort of question, either scientifical or personal, Dr. Possum is now standing by to offer assistance, a kind thought, or a swiftly administered dope-slap to your forehead. Please leave your questions below, and he will be glad to answer them forthrightly and expeditiously. Accurately might be more of a problem, however.
Anyway, feel free to hold forth now.
*Disclaimer: Dr. Possum does not actually submit his work to peer-reviewed medical journals, unless one considers salacious vendors of common vulgar literature such as True Psychic Wonders or The Naturist's Notebook as medical journals. Dr. Possum's answers can often be obtuse, or acute, and as such could also be scalene and/or equilateral. They cannot be categorized, however, as accurate, unless there is a wide latitude given to what constitutes "accuracy."
Posted by Terry Oglesby at September 29, 2006 11:44 AMAm I condemned to Hell because I never check the Juno email account I give each time I comment on Possunmblog?
Posted by: Larry Anderson at September 29, 2006 11:47 AMNo--what condemns you is the inability to correctly spell Possumblog.
Posted by: Dr. Possum at September 29, 2006 11:54 AMAS I have mentioned before, I am a very good speller but an equally bad typist.
Posted by: Larry Anderson at September 29, 2006 11:57 AMThen there are those of us who use an entirely fictitious email address.
Posted by: steevil (Dr Weevil's bro Steve) at September 29, 2006 12:01 PMSee, if I were a rocket scientist rather than just someone who knows a couple, I would have thought of using a fake email address.
Posted by: Larry Anderson at September 29, 2006 12:04 PMFake e-mail address!? Now is that any way to ask Dr. Possum a question? Why, it's almost insulting that you would stoop to such things, when Dr. Possum goes out of his way to give the finest made-up drivel available anywhere, and he does if for FREE!
Posted by: Dr. Possum at September 29, 2006 12:09 PMWhat was the deal with Auburn's defense last night, doc?
Posted by: skillzy at September 29, 2006 12:19 PMI believe it was a combination of a new offensive set from SC that hadn't been anticipated by Auburn's defensive coordinator and took advantage of an apparent weakness in the mid secondary. As Coach Spurrier said after the game "Auburn is a big, strong team. Defensively, they chose to play a soft zone, so we changed out our game plan completely." The five wide set seemed to baffle everyone, and their quarterback Syvelle Newton is an incredible athlete, able to scramble, run, and pass equally well.
And, you know, Beelzebub perched on Spurrier's shoulder helped.
Posted by: Dr. Possum at September 29, 2006 12:34 PMI want to know what happened to question three on my post. I wrote in word, carefully copied the whole mess to blogger, than *poof*! I didn't catch until late last night and I couldn't be botheed until now to fix it.
And stupid ol' blogger is not an answer.
Posted by: Sarah G. at September 29, 2006 02:58 PMObviously, your computer was attacked by a "botheed," a virus that randomly attacks MSWord and erases anything with the number______ in it.
AHHHH! I've got a botheed, too!
Posted by: Dr. Possum at September 29, 2006 03:28 PM